Honey? Iâ€TMm afraid Iâ€TMve got something important to talk to you about. See, I noticed all these weird charges coming up on my credit card statement - and all at small hours of the morning. Iâ€TMm afraid I went and looked through your room to try and figure out what it could be. I worried you might be on something! Well, while I was looking I think I found what it was - youâ€TMve been buying porn with my credit card, havenâ€TMt you? I noticed immediately that this wasnâ€TMt vanilla porn either - youâ€TMve been looking at strap on porn, and from what I could tell even looking at bo... Show more