Are you ready to smell the stinkiest feet in the world? Oh how stinky are they? Well let me tell you.

I walked by a dog earlier and it literally fell over. Anytime a guy says he likes stinky feet they usually get knocked down or just run away. It's like my feet have those stinky green vapors they used to show in old cartoons to illustrate a stinky smell. That is how stinky my feet are. Imagine if you opened a bag of corn chips, poured in a bottle of vinegar and then put that mix into a blender, that is how stinky feet are.

So I am glad I found you finally, someone who says...

Are you ready to smell the stinkiest feet in the world? Oh how stinky are they? Well let me tell you.

I walked by a dog earlier and it literally fell over. Anytime a guy says he likes stinky feet they usually get knocked down or just run away. It's like my feet have those stinky green vapors they used to show in old cartoons to illustrate a stinky smell. That is how stinky my feet are. Imagine if you opened a bag of corn chips, poured in a bottle of vinegar and then put that mix into a blender, that is how stinky feet are.

So I am glad I found you finally, someone who says they can handle the absolute reek of my stinky feet, or at least you say so. So I was thinking I could take these awful smelly red flats off, because I haven't had a foot rub in so long since no one can stand the stench of my feet.

Before I even take my shoes off I can smell them and you can too. I dangle my red flats off and expose my big stinky smelly feet, but you are able to handle it somehow. You weren't kidding when you said you love really smelly feet were you?

Start rubbing my feet I need that so much, wow this massage is great, and you are enjoying the strong stink as much as I am enjoying you rubbing my feet.