Your dick is so lim p and flaccid that you've been a laughing stock since the times of school. Time goes by and things don't change, your penis is still a ridiculous piece of useless skin, and that makes you so hopeless because you love sex and you'd love to have sex all the time, but no woman wants to deal with that micro thing!

So paying me is the only way you have to reach climax and cum. Yes loser, you pay to cum.