Need I say more ? But you're a coward so let me explain thoroughly why you must file for divorce. You are trapped in a unhappy marriage with that slobby useless piece of woman you call wife, but she's so boring, such a pain in the ass, you dream of a new life, of being a new, free man, free to spend all the money you want on your porn addiction without feeling guilty, free to fuck around, freeto do anything you want. It's about time you ditch that messy pig of a woman and start a new life, and I'll help you do it!