I get off the phone with my friend and I'm super excited to go out because I just bought this pair of hot pink tights. I wriggle and struggle to put them on. I even gather all the material for my ankles and calves to make sure that none of it is bunching up. The last problem I have how far the crotch of the tights is from my own. I try to pull it up and I accidentally rip it! Now there's a giant hole in the crotch. I'm so embarrassed that I call up my friend and tell her I'm not feeling well. I sit down in frustration and rip the crotch a little more to get comfortable. I complain about my big... Show more