Waterproofs in the orchard

I'm all set to go for a naturist walk just in my neoprene booties. Just as I open the door it starts spitting with rain. Don't fear though nothing stops a kinkysplasher going out and getting wet, but today I would rather not, so I slide on my pink, polka dot, rubber waterproofs and head out into the rain.

They are translucent too, so I'm a bit nervous passers by will be able to spot that I'm naked underneath. The risk always makes for a much more interesting time anyway and I giggle walking up the lane, struting my stuff.