A beautiful day for a very brisk dip in the sea. As we walk down to the beach and place our stuff on the pebbles I unravel my towel to get out my wetsuit. As I do I gasp when I realize you don't have a wetsuit. What are you going to do, go in without a wetsuit? Are you insane its December and the water is freezing?

Laughing I squeeze into my wetsuit one foot at a time, talking about how cool wetsuits are. It keeps me cosy on cold days, hugs my curves to make me feel sexy, feels delicious over my bare skin and the rubber just smells divine.

You're a total idiot for not brin...

A beautiful day for a very brisk dip in the sea. As we walk down to the beach and place our stuff on the pebbles I unravel my towel to get out my wetsuit. As I do I gasp when I realize you don't have a wetsuit. What are you going to do, go in without a wetsuit? Are you insane its December and the water is freezing?

Laughing I squeeze into my wetsuit one foot at a time, talking about how cool wetsuits are. It keeps me cosy on cold days, hugs my curves to make me feel sexy, feels delicious over my bare skin and the rubber just smells divine.

You're a total idiot for not bringing a wetsuit. I can't imagine you've even got the balls to go in the sea without one, imagine how tiny your dick is going to get! It's kind of hilarious taking the piss out of you so much. Laughing at your total imbecility I show off prancing around and smugly making my way to the sea.