A beautiful day for a very brisk dip in the sea. As we walk down to the beach and place our stuff on the pebbles I unravel my towel to get out my wetsuit. As I do I gasp when I realize you don't have a wetsuit. What are you going to do, go in without a wetsuit? Are you insane its December and the water is freezing?

Laughing I squeeze into my wetsuit one foot at a time, talking about how cool wetsuits are. It keeps me cosy on cold days, hugs my curves to make me feel sexy, feels delicious over my bare skin and the rubber just smells divine.

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