"I can't believe you have made me wear a lifejacket without warning me beforehand. I have a little short dress on because I wasn't aware I would be made to wear a crotch strap. Besides it looks stupid and no one else on the other boats are wearing life jackets why do I have to? I picked out my designer outfit specifically for today and now you've just made me look stupid! Anyway what even is that down there on the water? AHHHHH OMG help!!!!!!!"

I lose my balance as I fall from height off the side of the yacht straight into the freezing sea, screaming for help. The cold water takes ... Show more