Mary Jane (MJ) and I have had a lovely time snorkelling at the beach. Wearing our full length wetsuits as its England and lets face it the sea is pretty chilly, we head out onto the sandy shore. I've had such a fun day and I'm all hyped up although MJ seems stroppy. She has been snapping at me all day so I decide to lighten the mood by splashing her on our way out of the sea.

My plan backfired when she goes absolutely nuts! Grabbing me by the hair she pushes me into the sand. I can't believe it, is she mad? Shocked sat in the sand she comes at me again, launching herself ... Show more