So my roomates friend was over the other day, and I have like the biggest Crush on him! An so I asked my roomate to ask him what he thought of me! An she said that he said that I was cute but he saw me fart once while i was on the couch and now he thinks I'm gross! Like what the fuck! Everyone farts dude! Get over it! So anyway, its been a few weeks and he got the shrinking virus! So I asked my roomate to invite him over, then my roomate felt tired! Prob from Nighttime PM I put in her food. hehe. Now that she's out of the way, I grab her friend and lay him down on the seat. I'm going to sit...

So my roomates friend was over the other day, and I have like the biggest Crush on him! An so I asked my roomate to ask him what he thought of me! An she said that he said that I was cute but he saw me fart once while i was on the couch and now he thinks I'm gross! Like what the fuck! Everyone farts dude! Get over it! So anyway, its been a few weeks and he got the shrinking virus! So I asked my roomate to invite him over, then my roomate felt tired! Prob from Nighttime PM I put in her food. hehe. Now that she's out of the way, I grab her friend and lay him down on the seat. I'm going to sit down, press his face right to my ass! An have him just inhale all of my farts! Maybe then he will like me! Maybe if he smells enough of my farts, then he'll start to like them! Maybe he'll beg me for my farts! Maybe! Ughhh! I hope he likes them!