My new roomate just moved in and he has the shrinking virus! I've never lived with someone so small! I swear I didnt even see him laying on the couch when I came into the room and Sat down! Even worse I was crazy gassy from all the pizza and cheese fries I had! Seriously they smelled so fucking bad, I thought I WAS GOING TO FALL OUT! I dont know how he didnt! But oh well! I apologized and I think he will forgive me. Hopefully it doesnt happen again! I mean, how many times do you check your seat for a tiny person before sitting down!

My new roomate just moved in and he has the shrinking virus! I've never lived with someone so small! I swear I didnt even see him laying on the couch when I came into the room and Sat down! Even worse I was crazy gassy from all the pizza and cheese fries I had! Seriously they smelled so fucking bad, I thought I WAS GOING TO FALL OUT! I dont know how he didnt! But oh well! I apologized and I think he will forgive me. Hopefully it doesnt happen again! I mean, how many times do you check your seat for a tiny person before sitting down!