My tiny fucking roomate is litterally falling on my chair everyday! I'm fucking sick and tired of always having to lift him up and move him just so I can sit down and work! Today was the end of my rope! Honestly Fuck Him! As soon as I saw him there I just said fuck it! I sat right down! Litterally felt his breath against my asshole! An I DO NOT CARE! He wants to fall on my chair! Then he can be a chair! I DO NOT CARE! An yanno what! Chairs get farted on! An thats what he gets! He gets farted on now! And alot! Because I had Chili and Black Beans last night, an havent had a chance to go to th...

My tiny fucking roomate is litterally falling on my chair everyday! I'm fucking sick and tired of always having to lift him up and move him just so I can sit down and work! Today was the end of my rope! Honestly Fuck Him! As soon as I saw him there I just said fuck it! I sat right down! Litterally felt his breath against my asshole! An I DO NOT CARE! He wants to fall on my chair! Then he can be a chair! I DO NOT CARE! An yanno what! Chairs get farted on! An thats what he gets! He gets farted on now! And alot! Because I had Chili and Black Beans last night, an havent had a chance to go to the bathroom! So my tummy is rumbling, and the farts are comin a tumblin. He's lucky I got up to use the bathroom after 5 hours and He's going to learn today that on my seat! Is a Fucking Mistake. He's lucky I'm wearing clothes! Because if this happens again! I'm gonna strip down and sit my bare asshole to his little face and let them rip for 10 hours straight!