So my roommate Zac got the shrinking virus and he legit has not had a job since. He keeps asking me for extra work, and like I try to give him small jobs here and there but I dont have much! But he's getting really desperate! Which is why I offered him a very odd job! You see at the end of everyday when I take off my pants and thong, there are consistantly brown stains! An I dont know when they are happening! I'm aware that I'm alot more gassy then the average girl, but still I dont understand why or when there so juicy and wet! It's hella weird right?! So my plan is to to Sew Zac into my t...

So my roommate Zac got the shrinking virus and he legit has not had a job since. He keeps asking me for extra work, and like I try to give him small jobs here and there but I dont have much! But he's getting really desperate! Which is why I offered him a very odd job! You see at the end of everyday when I take off my pants and thong, there are consistantly brown stains! An I dont know when they are happening! I'm aware that I'm alot more gassy then the average girl, but still I dont understand why or when there so juicy and wet! It's hella weird right?! So my plan is to to Sew Zac into my thong, and wear him for the day! He has a small watch, and he can check the time when he gets a little splashed! That way, ill know right when the sharts are happening! I'm guessing he won't be down cause its a super gross job, but I mean! Hey! Either do this! Or ill kick him out! He's got no job, and no where to go! Not to mention he's an inch tall! Lol if I want to shove him in my asshole, I can do it! Who gives a fuck! I'm 1000 times bigger then him! There aint a damn thing he can do about it!!!

Update: So I learned a few things from this. 1. Wow, apparently almost all of my farts in the morning are causing these stains to appear. 2. Zac HATES this job, but again.he doesnt have a choice! 3. Don't wear white, next time wear the brown pants!!! So beyond that I've decided that I need to keep him in there for like a week or 2! Just be to sure on the timing! Then I can fix my diet, and that way I won't have all these damn brown stains on my thong! It's gonna be a rough week for him!