So as you all know I'm amazing and great and all that! Well I decided that I should do some Tryouts to see if any men out there can handle me. So I put up an ad, and this silly small guy thinks he can handle me. Like what a fucking loser. This fucking 12 inch man with the shrinking virus thinks he can fucking handle me? IS this a joke! Uh uhh, no way, I'm gonna have to teach this little guy a lesson. He think's he can get me! HAHAHA! I should spit in his face! Or no! I got a better idea! I think I'm gonna invite his little ass over, duct tape him to my seat and then sit down. Maybe ill crus...

So as you all know I'm amazing and great and all that! Well I decided that I should do some Tryouts to see if any men out there can handle me. So I put up an ad, and this silly small guy thinks he can handle me. Like what a fucking loser. This fucking 12 inch man with the shrinking virus thinks he can fucking handle me? IS this a joke! Uh uhh, no way, I'm gonna have to teach this little guy a lesson. He think's he can get me! HAHAHA! I should spit in his face! Or no! I got a better idea! I think I'm gonna invite his little ass over, duct tape him to my seat and then sit down. Maybe ill crush his little bones with my ass for a bit, then bounce up and down! Then just straight relax! Maybe let out a few toots, just have an overall good time! Teach this little fucker where he belongs on the food chain. Honestly, I may not even let him go free. Maybe he can just be my seat from now on. Mmmh that sounds nice!

(First 10 mins has no Farting)