So I broke up with my boyfriend and he told me he was going to tell everyone about how I fart all the time! And like I can’t let that happen! Haha so I did a thing... I tied him to my seat cushion really tight! Hahah like there’s no escape for him! Now he’s just a chair! Luckily he’s super small so I was able to get the knots really tight! Sadly for him I work from home so at a minimum I’ll be spending like 8-10 hours sitting on him daily! I’m honestly crazy surprised by how often I forget he’s down there! Like he’s so comfortable to sit on and that’s a good thing though! I don’t want to be...

So I broke up with my boyfriend and he told me he was going to tell everyone about how I fart all the time! And like I can’t let that happen! Haha so I did a thing... I tied him to my seat cushion really tight! Hahah like there’s no escape for him! Now he’s just a chair! Luckily he’s super small so I was able to get the knots really tight! Sadly for him I work from home so at a minimum I’ll be spending like 8-10 hours sitting on him daily! I’m honestly crazy surprised by how often I forget he’s down there! Like he’s so comfortable to sit on and that’s a good thing though! I don’t want to be constantly thinking about him! I need to just move on!