Title: **You are just my seat now... Episode 2: He Hates Jeans **

Description:
So as you may know I broke up with my tiny boyfriend recently and he tried to blackmail me! Which was a huge mistake! I tied him to my seat cushion and he's been my ass cushion ever sense! It's been pretty fucking sweet honestly! I pretty much just forget he's there after I sit down! An he's always fighting for air so after I fart he just inhales it right up! It's pretty fucking sweet, I rarely have to even smell my own farts! Which is good cause I'm always so gassy! Today was no exception! haha and ... Show more