So I have a tiny friend named Zac and recently I accidently sat on him! He's been bitching non stop about it because apparently I farted and he said it smelled really fucking bad! Which like.Yeah my farts are from my asshole, so no duh they smell bad! Anyway, this really pissed me off.Not that he didnt enjoy my giant glorious ass, but that he's been complaining non stop! So I warned him if he complained again I was going to shove him in my asshole and make him smell 100 farts! An not even 2 days later he makes a passing comment! An now! I'm going to shove him right up my asshole! An honestl...

So I have a tiny friend named Zac and recently I accidently sat on him! He's been bitching non stop about it because apparently I farted and he said it smelled really fucking bad! Which like.Yeah my farts are from my asshole, so no duh they smell bad! Anyway, this really pissed me off.Not that he didnt enjoy my giant glorious ass, but that he's been complaining non stop! So I warned him if he complained again I was going to shove him in my asshole and make him smell 100 farts! An not even 2 days later he makes a passing comment! An now! I'm going to shove him right up my asshole! An honestly I had Chipotle and my farts are fucking Wet! Juicy! Nasty as fuck! I'm pretty sure he's going to get alot more then farts! I hope he learns his lesson after this moist bath of my farts he's about to endure!