Hi baby, I brought you lunch. Would you like to eat together? I have a challenge for you, too. I got one footlong for me, and three for you! The rules are simple: once you start a sandwich, you have to finish it. If you can finish all three, there will be a reward for you at the end. I tease and encourage you as I eat, burp, and play with my belly. How big and bloated can you get for me? Be a good piggy and stuff your face full of carbs and let's find out. Are you up for the challenge?