You're just a geek, and usually I'd never pay attention to you, but recently you told me you were into me and it has me thinking - maybe I can show you the ropes. I mean, it would make all your dreams come true if you could fuck ME, a hot cheerleader, right? So come on, get it out...I wanna see what I'm working with.

Wait...is that it? Omg. You have GOT to be kidding me. What do I even do with that? It's TINY!