We've been paired together on a project and I'm happy that I'm with you because maths has never been my strong suit. We start our video call with me gloating over the fact that you're going to do all the work, and mocking you for what a loser you are. I tell you that you're probably already creaming your pants because you get to talk to a girl as hot as me, and then I tell you to get your cock out so that I can see it.

When you do, I can't believe how tiny it is! Wow, no wonder you're such a shy loser!

I spend some time laughing and pointing out some home truths about that... Show more