Is there anything worse than being a man with a small dick? Oh yes - being a FAT man with a small dick. Haha! Can you even reach it these days? When was the last time you saw it over that huge gut of yours? Can you even have sex? I mean, does that huge belly not get in the way? Wow, I can think of nothing worse than having your bulk panting away on top of me. You're so sweaty and gross! And that dick - it's smaller than my little finger! I've actually seen CLITS bigger than that thing, hahahaha.