You and your lovely step-mother are on vacation- somewhere nice and warm. The first full day, she wants to get out in the sun and water and comes asking if you're ready to go. You tell her you got her a present. It's a new bathing suit. Seeing as she's in an outdated one-piece, she's very excited to see what you picked out for her and can't wait to try it on.

She comes stomping back into the room in a robe, looking shocked and upset. "This barely constitutes a bathing suit! ...Why would you get this for me? I can't go out like this." You were sure she'd look good in it, so you pe... Show more