The whims of the Circus fates have decided you no longer deserve the dubious privilege of being a grown man. You would be much better smaller. Much MUCH smaller. And more innocent. Grown men are pretty gross, after all. Who wants them? All hairy and stinky. Clown magic can transform you into a sweeter being, a more affectionate one. Trust me, noodle, my way is much better.

The whims of the Circus fates have decided you no longer deserve the dubious privilege of being a grown man. You would be much better smaller. Much MUCH smaller. And more innocent. Grown men are pretty gross, after all. Who wants them? All hairy and stinky. Clown magic can transform you into a sweeter being, a more affectionate one. Trust me, noodle, my way is much better.