Which of these balloons is more exciting- the small, unfinished one, or the HUGE, fully inflated one? That’s right!! The bigger balloon is better! Bigger is always better. Balloons are just like cocks, No one wants a wimpy, undersized excuse of a balloon! Huge, happy balloons are so much sexier. So why would a Clown like me settle for a blowing a cock that never really got blown up to its full potential in the first place? That sounds so boring!

Which of these balloons is more exciting- the small, unfinished one, or the HUGE, fully inflated one? That’s right!! The bigger balloon is better! Bigger is always better. Balloons are just like cocks, No one wants a wimpy, undersized excuse of a balloon! Huge, happy balloons are so much sexier. So why would a Clown like me settle for a blowing a cock that never really got blown up to its full potential in the first place? That sounds so boring!