I am NINE MONTHS PREGNANT and super proud of my GIANT stomach! Look how far it sticks out! I dash to the fat man's tent to show off my bulging belly. HE LAUGHS AT ME! He scoffs at my bump, claiming it HARDLY compares to his gargantuan stomach. He grabs a fold of his belly, shaking it to demonstrate how much bigger his is. I tell him he's just JEALOUS! He WISHES his belly could grow as quickly as mine!He continues to boast and show off his big fat tummy and humiliating my(sizable, thank you!) baby bump, while I desperately count all the ways MINE is far superior and WAY BIGGER!

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