Dating me is like dating two different people! One half is the sweet clowny girlfriend you've always wanted- lotsss of big pink kisses, balloons, snuggling, and sweet words! But with the drop of a dime, I can instantly transform into the clown bitch from Hell- humiliating you, you to your knees to worship my ass, letting you know just what a loser you are. It must be so stressful to be thrown back and forth between my two personalities! Admit it though... its so much fun to date a psycho sweetheart!