You hired me for your little one's birthday party, and it was a BLAST. I was a smash hit! The crowd loved me! I could tell you did especially- you stared at my legs for the entire 2 hours! Its easy to see why I'm the most popular clown in town. Its time to pay up now, Step-Daddy-o. OH! Erm... no, I'm afraid $200 isn't going to cut it. $250?! Oh no no no. Strudel. Honey. Listen. You saw the car I drove here... you see these designer heels... do you REALLY think $250 is appropriate? No no no. Especially not when you consider just how hard you stared at my legs the entire party. I bet you didn't ... Show more