It feels better to masturbate to my buttcheeks than it does to fuck real people. You strive for the unattainable, stroking yourself into a frothing frenzy dreaming of this plump butt bouncing in front of you. These leggings can't even handle me! How does a human like you think he can handle the full sexual power of a clown? These mighty buttcheeks have the power to rule allllll human men hahahaha.