I've figured out EXACTLY why human men gross me out so much! Its because you look like MONKEYS when you jack off. I HATE monkeys! They're the most disgusting attraction in the circus. You are no exception. LOOK, I'm going to SHOW YOU. You spasm, you scrunch your face up inchy-winchy all wrinkled, AND YOU EVEN MAKE SQUEAKY PRIMATE NOISES WHILE YOU FUCK YOUR HAND. You belong in a cage with your flea-bitten, dung-covered brethren.