I'm performing a LOVELY clown dance, when a heckler jeers that he is too old for clowns. Too OLD for clowns?! I stop in astonishment. How can someone be too OLD for clowns? OH! I know how to fix this. I giggle and clap my hands, beginning an ancient age regression spell. The heckler immediately reverts to his teeeenage self. Hmmm, he is STILL too "mature" for clowns. Bullshit. I clap my hands until the heckler is reverted to a teeny weenie wittle bayyyybeee. I humiliate him as he morphs through the phases- we'll find a happy place eventually, where he is able to enjoy clowns! The youngest age ... Show more