HELP! I have a show tonight, but I'm too gassy-wassy to perform!! Stay backstage with me while I fart. People will just think we're rehearsing or something. I don't want them to find out how gassy I am. NO, don't open a curtain to ventilate the tent! We'll air it out afterwards. I don't want anyone to smell these gas bombs.

kitziklown at yandex