The weather has been so frightfully DREARY. Come inside, sweetie. I'll warm you up with a nice hot seasonal drink. Mmm, looks tasty doesn't it? I feel its... missing something though... hmm... a-HA! I've got it! It needs bubbles! More HEAT! Before your very eyes, I bend over and fart several times in your drink. The kicker? You still have to drink EVERY. LAST. DROP. HAHAHAHA. You don't want to disappoint your nice clown hostess, now do you? CHEERS!