Ewww you ARE a porker, aren't you? Fat guys are so gross. Who could ever be attracted to your blobby, nasty body? All those disgusting rolls. How did you even get like that? Do you LIKE it? I bet you do! I bet you'd love to be even fatter! Why don't I use my magic balloon inflater to pump your body full of hot air and make you even fatter? Yikes, you're inflating fast! You're blowing up! I didn't think all that pig skin could stretch so much! Bigger! BIGGER! You're the fattest man alive!

Ewww you ARE a porker, aren't you? Fat guys are so gross. Who could ever be attracted to your blobby, nasty body? All those disgusting rolls. How did you even get like that? Do you LIKE it? I bet you do! I bet you'd love to be even fatter! Why don't I use my magic balloon inflater to pump your body full of hot air and make you even fatter? Yikes, you're inflating fast! You're blowing up! I didn't think all that pig skin could stretch so much! Bigger! BIGGER! You're the fattest man alive!