Circus experiments!! I shrank these normal sized people down into teeeeeny tiny miniature versions of themselves for a carny analysis, but um... it seems I can't UNSHRINK them. I'm afraid I'm going to have to do away with these itty bitty people so no one finds out how badly I goofed. Sorry strudels! Better luck next time. Except... MAYBE... there is a chance I will allow you to live. Tell you what- give me the foot worship session of my life, and I will save yours. Fail, and you will be SQUASHED.