I make you so much happier than your wife does! It's true! You're absolutely miserable in your marriage. That sexless, nagging cunt has nothing on me. I'm so playful, so shiny, so CIRCUSY! I am a living, breathing, erotic Circus. You're shackled to her, but you LOVE me. No one could blame you for dedicating your cock to a Clown. You would rather jerk for me all night than fuck her. You want to badly to run away from your boring, vanilla human life and join my kinky Circus. How many nights have you ignored her, left her napping alone, so you could stay up bingeing on my Clowny clips?