Have you ever had a clown help you jack off? No?! Well come on over here! Masturbation instructions are WAY hotter when issued from someone candy rainbow-colored! C'mon, I'll let you have a peek up my tutu while we're having our fun. Its totally fucking weird to jerk off to a clown slut though, so let's keep this quiet and not tell your friends. I know, I know. Its super hot to masturbate to something so weird, and its even hotter to keep it a dirty secret. It'll be our dirty little secret, strudel.