I got a mermaid for the circus!! I'm so excited, I just can't leave her alone. Unfortunately, my newly acquired mermaid is NOT happy with her current accommodations. She demands I move her around, bossing me around as I struggle to lift her. I'm not the Strong Man, okay!! I'm panting with the exertion of carrying the pretty little mermaid around. No position is comfortable for her... I carry her back and forth from one end of the tent to the other, getting more and more stressed from her increasing demands.