You call yourself a Christian, yet here you are, buying Clown porn on Christmas. Isn't it like, your savior's birthday today? Shouldn't you be kissing his ass right now instead of jerking it to me? You're such a hypocrite. Religious poser. Shouldn't you be with your family acting all righteous and singing hymns right now? NOPE haha. You're escaping reality with a sexy Clown this Christmas because we both know your religion is a farce. I'm your only Goddess. You pretend to dote on your lame god, but its Kitzi Klaus who dominates your every thought.