How could you insinuate that I’m trying to make you gay?! I would never do such a thing! You’re a MAN. A big, tough straight man. I would NEVER want to turn you into a sissy faggot! I know you’re not a sperm-sucking homo. I’m not trying to make you gay. I’m simply trying to share with you the WONDER of my Clown tits. My overinflated balloons are the stuff wet dreams are weaved of. Its not MY fault you can’t stop thinking of cock while you stare at my tits!