Sit! Stay! You're nothing but a pathetic puppy bitch,begging for scraps of attention and drooling over my perfect body. It appears this little puppy needs cummies. I am SO not going to let you hump my leg, so you better go get your favorite stuffed . You want to get off? You better be ready to follow instructions and endure humiliation. Treats are to be EARNED around here, puppy-wuppy!