I am a sad, pathetic clown today. I failed my Clown Exams! I bombed giving and receiving pies especially. What went wrong?! I was nervous. That was it. I'm not ready to perform in front of a crowd yet. I need to study. Will you watch me as I pie myself? I really need to perfect my pie skills, or I'll never be able to join the circus! I need to start small. First a pie in the face! Then... a pie sandwich around my head! HEY, I'm starting to get the hang of this! I'm covered in cream, and LOVING it!!