Oh strudel noodle, I have a treat for you today. Shiny, shimmery circus things! I heard you loooove shiny-whiny clothing. I'll show you my biiig clown booty in THREE different pairs of shiny pants if you promise to jerk it to me. I'll tease you silly with my big booty in your face and even serenade you! I'm feeling hyper and horny today, I just want to have some fetishy fun! I sing and tease, you jerk and drool! Deal?!