It is so much more humiliating to have your micro-penis ridiculed by a clown. Your itty bitty dicky is useless. You can't even please yourself with that thing. I've seen bigger protrusions on the bearded lady's back. Were you cursed by a witch in your younger years? I can't imagine how you even achieve orgasm with such a teeny weenie! Really, strudel, its SHAMEFUL!!