It's true that you don't have anything but me. Weird, socially awkward creatures like yourself are so shy around the ladies, stuttering and trembling, constantly the source of your own embarrassment. You simply can't get it together. You can't even fake it long enough to get your dick wet. You're hopeless... so socially inept that you can't even scrounge up a pity fuck. All you have is me. I give you the orgasms real women deny you. I keep that cock stocked in pleasure. Circus teases, Clowny curves, all of Ringmistress's wonders are channeled into that cock as I instruct you to pump for me....

It's true that you don't have anything but me. Weird, socially awkward creatures like yourself are so shy around the ladies, stuttering and trembling, constantly the source of your own embarrassment. You simply can't get it together. You can't even fake it long enough to get your dick wet. You're hopeless... so socially inept that you can't even scrounge up a pity fuck. All you have is me. I give you the orgasms real women deny you. I keep that cock stocked in pleasure. Circus teases, Clowny curves, all of Ringmistress's wonders are channeled into that cock as I instruct you to pump for me. It's overwhelming I know, and you're ashamed of not getting laid, but isn't this so much more exciting? Clowns make you so horny, so being enslaved by the most powerful Clown as all has your cock throbbing so hard you're about to burst.