I barely have to work at the Circus anymore! I have an entire army of strudels funding my life so generously, I can choose to faff around all day on secret Clown Queen business. No more smelly giraffe trainers for me! I can lounge around eating cotton candy, sipping carny cockytails, and bossing my army of sweet strudels around. Extravagance! I always knew I woud eventually enslave human men so completely... but I never could have imagined how much I would absolutely REVEL in it!