I'm sending you on a loser staycation to the Circus! Cancel your annual family vacation. Spend those funds on me instead. You love me more than your family anyways. Ditch the fatso wife, the stressful flight, and the bland hotel you've booked. Lock yourself in your room and watch those thousands disappear as you goon out at the Circus. Stroking to me in my carny lingerie is all the vacation you need.