Well? Where's the rest of it? Your dicky-la-da-doo looks like a mushroom- all cap and no stem. Its like a little fluff of cotton candy, and probably melts away as quickly. I could stick some mouse ears on that little thing and use it to scare elephants in the circus. Its freaking me out! Have you had an unfortunate encounter with a shrink ray in your past?! You could fuck a virgin with that little dicklette, and she would still be a virgin afterwards!