You're WACKY for WEDGIES! Why jerk off to the same ol' same ol' JOI, CEI, blah blah blah, when you can stroke to my WONDERFUL WEDGIES?! Watching cotton sliiide its way up my round clown booty is so much more thrilling. Look how my ass swallows these full-back panties until they resemble thongs! WAIT WAIT, don't stroke so fast!! I don't want you to cum... YET!