Starlet thinks SHE can be a clown! HMMMPH!! We'll see about that! She's a cutie-patootie and she can hoop, but that doesn't mean she has what it takes to be a clown. My mean streak is raging today, so I offer to give her a clown makeover to help her achieve her carny goals. Little does she know, I have theeee most sinister of motives. I'll scare her away from clowning while pretending to help her! I tie her to a chair and begin the transformation. Thick, THICK clown makeup. Thicker, THICKER glue to seal a wig in place. Thickest, THICKEST PIES EVER TO SMASH IN HER FACE!! She needs to learn t... Show more