I don't care that you say you don't have a foot fetish. You like what I tell you to like. If I command you to worship my Clowny soles and lick my fishnet feet, you will do so. With pleasure. You will stroke your cocky-wocky to my divine soles, and marvel over how beautiful my feet are. Clown feet have inspired entire religions. Worship at the altar of my feet and experience true rapture.